Questions, answered

Because someone has to be, and it's usually us. Last One Up Club is for slow hikers — the ones who take the breaks, eat the snacks, stop for every view and still make the summit. Eventually. The last one up gets exactly the same view, with better morale and more flapjack.

No, but it helps. Fast hikers are welcome too — they just have to wait for us at the top, which is character-building for everyone.

Soft ring-spun cotton in a classic unisex fit — light enough to wear all day, whether you're scrambling up a ridge or horizontal on a picnic blanket. Prints are bold, colours are hard, and every shirt is printed on demand when you order it.

Yes. Nothing sits in a warehouse — your tee goes on the press once you order it, then ships straight out. It means a short production wait, a pace we thoroughly approve of, and nothing gets made that nobody wants.

Because everything is printed on demand there are no stock levels — if a design is live in the shop, you can order it. When we retire a design it's gone for good, like our will to jog uphill.

True to size in a classic unisex cut — room to layer, room to breathe, room for lunch. Because it's unisex, most people who usually buy women's sizes take one size down. Every product page has a size guide and lists the sizes available for that shirt.

Get in touch within 30 days and we'll do our best to sort a size swap as a goodwill gesture, even though every shirt is made to order. See the returns page for the details.

Cold wash, inside out, and skip the tumble dryer. The print is part of the fabric, not a plastic slab on top, but cool washing keeps the colours hard for many hills to come.

Yes — inside out, and never directly over the print. Steam is safest.

United States: about 5 business days from the moment you order — that's the whole thing, printing included, not just the courier's leg of it. Production takes 2–5 working days and delivery follows. Business days, so weekends don't count, and customs can add a few on international routes.

Worldwide — the US, the UK, Ireland, Australia, New Zealand, Canada and most of Europe included. Pick your country at checkout and we'll show the exact shipping cost before you pay, no surprises at the end.

Delivery starts at $4.99 and is free on orders over $50, in the currency you're browsing in. The exact cost is calculated at checkout once you've entered your address — some destinations cost more to reach.

We'll replace it, free, no drama. Send a photo within 30 days of delivery and a fresh shirt goes into production. If a reprint isn't possible we'll refund you instead.

Each shirt is printed to order for you, so we don't resell returns — but your statutory rights are untouched, and if something's wrong with your order we'll always make it right. For sizing problems we offer a goodwill swap.